deadassly

in all seriousness ; no cap

friend : i failed my exam
me: are you being deadassly rn ?

by g59girl July 29, 2022

deadass

A slang word for serious

This dude deadass gave me a mug with the definition of deadass on it as a birthday present?

by Herr Robbi November 14, 2022

Deadass

The most sacred of promises. Deadass is ONLY used when you're completely and entirely honest about something. To lie when using Deadass would be like breaking a pinky promise, which would be the lowest thing you could do. You can either say Deadass, or say no and explain how you feel about something. You can lie, sure, but when Deadass is used, you have to be completely and entirely honest regardless of how embarrassing it is.

"Yo do you want to go to that party?"
"Yeah."
"Deadass?"
"....no. I don't really want to."

by Brooke123123 June 10, 2023

Deadass

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: deadass

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

deadassmikeyway

the funniest person on twitter and number one ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

deadassmikeyway

funniest person on panictwt and biggest ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025