dakota

She’s amazing,kind,perfect in every way...but don’t hurt her...her best friend will kill you and she means it
Dakota loves all her friends and makes her best friend very happy

“Dakota your perfect”

by IM VERY SECRET January 31, 2021

dakota

someone who is stuck up, spoiled & non-grateful for the things she gets. she likes to get attention & act out of their age. many people feel as if she needs to calm her inner self down so she does not get hurt in her future life

girl 1: what is that dakota girl wearing?

girl 2: i dont even know she is looking like a 26 year old when she's only 16

girl 1: smh. she kinda looks like a hoe.

by x_nation69 December 4, 2013

dakota

he is a hoe

oh that guy is pulling a dakota poe

by chbuszhl. February 22, 2017

Dakota Handshake

When two Dodge Dakota owners greet each other by grabbing the others genitals.

Logan didn't want to scare the other driver. So he used the Dakota Handshake.

by Trust me 357 August 3, 2018

The Dakota War

Taken place on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987, Captain Schlurnt and the men of the North Dakotan Army stormed into South Dakota in order to combine the Dakotas into one. The South Dakotan Militia vehemently opposed such a ordeal, leading Major Blunkus of the SDM to prepare defenses in the case of an invasion. Blunkus and his men killed at least 14 North Dakotans, essentially eradicating half the population of North Dakota in a matter of minutes. In light of this devastating loss, the Treaty of Barren Wastelands was signed the next day, keeping North and South Dakota separate for at least the next 41 years.

Normal USA man: Who is in the picture on your mantle?

South Dakotan: Oh, that’d be the Mighty Major Blunkus, who repelled the savage North Dakotans during the Dakota War on the fortnight of February 26th, 1987.

by ehorgski December 6, 2019

North Dakota

1) Not part of Canada.
2) Where most of the film "Fargo" wasn't filmed.

Isn't North Dakota in Canada?
No

by Um...Joe October 1, 2004

Dakota Pipeline

The act of revealing your phallus when a large group of people tells you not to.

I haven't talked to Jim since he did the Dakota Pipeline at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah.

by Fratpack January 10, 2017