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One Direction

One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.

One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.

After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.

A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?

Directioner: One Direction.

Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.

Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*

Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-

Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.
by Foockinloosah December 8, 2020
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Human Directional

Commercial worker who holds a sign to direct traffic to designated area.
The Human Directional stands on a corner with a sign and spins it.
by Bananalover2468 April 20, 2011
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Direct Experience

Expression used in spiritual/philosophical circles referring to an unmediated experience of transcendence or the numinous, usually achieved through meditative/introspective practices - such as 'self-inquiry' - or through the use of psychedelics. Synonymous with the mystical experience.
Ramana Maharshi underwent direct experience as a 14-year old.

I had a direct experience by doing 5 grams of dried psilocybin mushrooms.
by DjinnHeyoka December 12, 2020
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Direct tv

Direct TV is a shit company, a waste of time because you can't watch anything. The channel is way too expensive.
"Tom I just took a shit," "oh you just took a direct TV? Gross."
by Direct TV is shit June 21, 2018
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One Direction

Just the best, hottest boy band out there.

Made up of five british teenage guys; Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Some say it's not possible to find a group of friends that are all so hot, but hey look at them.
Person 1: Have you heard one direction's new song?!

Person 2: OMG yes! I love it! Can they be any hotter? Seriously!

Person 1: Not possible. ;)
by Chloeee93100 August 25, 2011
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One direction

The gayest band to ever exist.They perform just for homosexual freak shows.
by Dude19777777 April 29, 2013
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Direct Debiting

Direct Debiting is when a man gets on the floor and his asshole is bare, a girl will then come behind him and swipe the card between his butt cheeks and possibly insert the card inside his asshole.
Did you see that video? Man she is good at direct debiting
by icrywhensleepy March 11, 2021
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