dingleberry

it is NOT a tick

"I have a tick on my butthole!"- guy
"no... it's dried up crap"- chic, ripping off dingleberry with tweezers from guy's butthole hair

by Sassy Walnut May 04, 2010

dingleberry

A piece of poop that comes out the anus with hairs stuck to it.

WOW, theres a dingleberry in my toilet...

by GAMEELO March 26, 2007

dingleberry fiesta

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.

"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

by the H. monster December 03, 2009

Dingleberry sniffer

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.

"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone

by GMGN April 21, 2020

Cum DingleBerries

When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while

"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"

by yodazzz May 19, 2009

Dingleberry Kush

An instance when one eats a large quantity of marijuana-filled edibles and farts directly into his/her partner's mouth. The partner proceeds to inhale the fart, causing her to get "high".

Man, Barbara is so high, she hit Marvin's Dingleberry Kush.

by ArikaGuischeki June 24, 2011

dingleberry bandit

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.

My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.

by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017