dildo

what you make dill cakes out of
Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?
by Brian57 November 21, 2007
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when my girlfirend put the 10 inch dildo up her hairy vagina, i wacthed her vagina get wetter and more pleasurable as i got ready to shove my 13 inch erected, cumming cock up there.
by yo mamma June 25, 2004
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OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...
1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
by Pat Mcgroin February 15, 2005
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dilDOS

Inserting DOS commands.
Don't you pull that dilDOS on me.
by Hercolena Oliver May 05, 2008
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dildo

dil·do also dil·doe (dld)
n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does

1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation.

2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.
1. My boyfriend is away on vacation so I'll be sure to get some good use out of my dildo.

2. Amie is my dildo, muic is my dildo.
by Kitty April 19, 2004
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the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.
1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night
by tiffboobs June 06, 2009
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dildo

Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.
That guys a fucking dildo.
by leonardishere January 01, 2011
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