poop delay

When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.

Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.

by The mad shatter July 9, 2019

Delay Middle School

A wack ass middle school that’s trash

I went to Delay middle school from 6th to 8th grade

by Guw0p July 10, 2019

comics delay

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

by QuacksO March 25, 2019

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

Delayed Tyler

Someone who rarely gets back to people on time. May show up late to events and smells like old cheese.

You gotta watch out from him; he’s a real delayed Tyler.

by Diet Soup October 9, 2019

fame delay

The late arrival for the more exclusive/popular (famous) guests.
The term is both used to excuse late arrivals and practised to appear more popular, exclusive, busy and sensational.

BEN: Dude we're so fucking late!
JOHN: That's alright Ben, you know... fame delay. Am I right?

OR

BEN: Come on, let's go!
JOHN: No way dude! Don't forget about fame delay. We should at least arrive one hour into the party.
BEN: Oh yeah right. We're so V.I.P.!
FIONA: Omg guys. Stop being such assholes.

by Longtimeman October 12, 2019

Beer delay

The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit

*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*

Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay

by Burgerbude March 21, 2018