day delay

Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.

Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness

Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.

Day delay is always the worst pain.

by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 27, 2010

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

Delai

The time period one puts between creating something with artificial intelligence and sending it to someone, in order to not raise suspicions on whether the product was AI-generated or not.

I'm gonna delai this article with 2 hours, so my manager will think I wrote it myself.

Have you delaied the presentation? Our client shouldn't know it was ai-generated.

by TheAthmospheralist August 29, 2023

delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 3, 2018

delayed taste

When someone comes back and tells you something, usually a song you showed them is actually good.

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SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, have you listened to Sweet Victory?
Patrick: Yeah, but it's not really that good.

*two weeks later*

Patrick: Okay, it's a great song.
SpongeBob: I knew you'd have delayed taste.

by astroboto August 4, 2021

Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.

Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.

by JohnnyG561 October 7, 2017