Fans of the best genre of music out there - Deathmetal.
Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).
All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.
(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).
All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.
So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Contrary to what some other dumbass fucktards have said in here, deathmetal and Christianity do not clash - some basic concepts held by *some* deathmetal bands may be anti-christian, but as far as metal goes, deathmetal tends to be about the state of fucked-ness the world is in, due to human fuck ups, and corruption (which no Christian denies).
All the dicks who decide to go on and on about how anti-christian they are, are mostly just faggot wannabe's, who're trying to get some friends, have their heads lodged up their asses, dont have a fucking clue about what they're claiming to stand for (fucking bandwagon jumping pussies) and dont know the first thing about metal.
(I can respect bands like Lamb of God for their musical talent,and *love* their music, without some of their lyrics having any meaning for me, or affecting my beliefs. Other bands like deicide though, which are just a bunch of musically untalented fucktards, who wanna talk shit about christianity - can go fuck a goat).
All the dickheaded satanists, or atheists, or christian-haters out there, need to realize one thing. We've been around longer than you, we've fought harder and more viciously than you (yeah, we can and have / do fight for our beliefs, all the time, physically and otherwise). We are meaner then you, we are stronger than you, we can take more punishment than you, and above all. We're right.
So all you little bitches who think you're badass by waving around your upside-down crosses, or by screaming your little angsty shit views about God - come get some, we'll crush your fucking skulls.
Satanist_reject: Haha, good lil' Christian boys, I'm with the antichrist, what you gonna do?
Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker
(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
Hardcore_Christian: *breaks the fags arm, throws him in the mosh pit and dives on him* Real tough man, bring it on faggot, the devil is a nerdy cocksucker
(Christian Death metal rules hard, it's just normal deathmetal, except the dudes are screaming Christian lyrics every so often)
by AgeOfVengeance April 23, 2006
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Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Why believe in a such a petty dickhead of a god? Probably because they're too stupid to actually listen to the lyrics of real death metal and understand why the bands are speaking out against small-minded religious idiots.
Jonboy: Hey, wanna listen to some Mortification? It's Christian Death Metal! They use lyrics which are friendly to God!
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
Bill-bo: Shut the fuck up, and listen to Bloodbath, that's real metal.
by Air-Zee June 29, 2011
Get the Christian Death Metal mug.A genre of music that combines the Death Metal sound and theme with Christian beliefs and morals. Their aim is to praise Jesus Christ and the Lord. However, the mixture of these two themes often get mixed up and as a result end up offending the very people they are trying to renew the faith of.
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
One of the leading bands from this genre, Mutilating God's Angels, often offend the priests they want to entertain. An example of this is "Fatal Whipping of that Jesus Cunt" and "Watch that Fucker on the Cross die sloowwwllyy".
All in all, the only flaw on this genre is that are at least trying to praise god (They say this in all their interviews) and any music that mentions god or Jesus in any way that isn’t meant to be incredibly blasphemous should not be heard by impressionable minds in case they become Christian and burn down our science labs. Real music isn’t about musical ability or expressing feeling or a message. Music is what you listen to while you’re smashing someone’s face with a coke bottle. Death to God!
Lyrics to God's Messenagers 'Baby Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt'
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
"The fucking bitch pushed that kid from her cunt, and her blood and her guts came out with him too, Jesus Christ was born that day, To lead us all a different way, by cutting up the sinners and eating thier flesh. Jesus hates you! Jesus hates you!"
Lyrics to Bloody Scriptures 'Jesus Speaks'
"“I will eat your children’s insides and use their skin to cover my lair I have created from virgin bones / I'll rape your daughter and rip out their eyes and mutilate you worthless drones."
by Real Gangsta in da House August 4, 2005
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i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!
i dont even like death metal really but i thought this would be helpfull!
Hot topic poseur: hey sence that kids listening to that cd which tells you to be christian im gonna buy the cd then buy a bible and read it to fit in.
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others
metal and hardcore and punk were started to break away from structurnot to puch ideals on others
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