Dallas, Pa

Small suburban town in Northeastern Pennsylvania right outside of Wilkes-Barre. Named after this dude Alexander Dallas back in 1817. Home of the Dallas shopping center, Bernie's Pizza, Ranch Wagon, and College Misericordia. Known as the part of the "Back Mountain" area of the Wyoming Valley. Notable people from Dallas include former Football Pro and current Defensive coordinator of the San Francisco 49ers Greg Manusky, convicted criminal Hugo Selenski, street artists "Troph", and "Dever", and band members of the noise rock band "An Albatross". 1964 Oscar nominee Lee Tracy lived here for many years and is buried in Shavertown at the Evergreen Cemetary.

Like I said...Dallas, PA, you wild.

by Jay Coates October 19, 2010

[Dallas Cowboys]

A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck
Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

by Sprax January 15, 2009

Dallas Stars

Best mother fucking team in the NHL, best fans, best city, best arena (American airlines stadium kicks ass (especially since theres a damn nice hooters a block away)

One of our many quirks is shouting STARS at the top of lungs whenever the word is used in the star spangle banner at the beginning of the game

douche: hey what team do you represent

Stars fan: the big D-a-double l-a-s STARS!! (dallas stars)

douche: ohh I dont like them

Stars fan: I will now be completely polite in shaking your hand and saying WHY THE HELL NOT??!!

by qwertyuiop (thats the first line of the key board smart ass) March 18, 2007

Dallas Exit

Similar to a jersey shuffle, the dallas exit is when someone driving down a dallas highway is in the left lane and must cross all four lanes of traffic to reach the right lane and exit the highway.

the main difference between the two is that the dallas exit originated first, and is in dallas, texas, so therefore better.

Man, that guy almost took my bumper off going for a dallas exit

by beaner9001 June 16, 2010

Dallas, Texas

The realist city. Nicknamed the "triple d", formally known as the"big d". Home of the champions. Where the gorillas roam. First 48.

Dallas, Texas is the realist city in America. They also have the most seasons aired of the first 48.

by O.g. bre November 6, 2017

Dallas Mudslide

When you sneeze, lift weights, or do any other activity and spray shit all over yourself or any other person

Randy sneezed while lifting weights and "dallas mudslided" in his gym shorts.

by bsoumana October 24, 2011

Dallas Oil Spill

When a girl is giving you head, and when you're about to cum, you make a big deal out of it, but only cum a little, and hold the rest in. When she removes your dick from her mouth and looks at you confused, you cum all over her face.

I gave my girlfriend a Dallas Oil Spill last night. It was funny, but she didn't appreciate it much.

by Sexman3001 December 26, 2014