Someone who performs various feats often though unattainable by humans, but scares easily like a cat with a cucumber.
Person 1: How did she even do that? How did she guess that stuff?
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
Person 2: I don't know, I guess Bouchardino is just a cucumber witch.
by cucumber whore June 18, 2017
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by B The Man May 15, 2016
Get the sticky cucumber mug.Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.
Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"
by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016
Get the cucumber gentleman mug.A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.
"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"
by omfgireallydontcare August 16, 2016
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by BugooWozurd January 8, 2021
Get the cucumber jumper mug.An amazing British actor who played Dr. Strange, Sherlock holmes, and many more amazing roles. He's nice and people sometimes spell his name like Benedict Cumberbatch, but that is incorrect. Here is a quote, "oh crumpets!"
person 1: I love blended cucumber, he's so talented
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
person 2: do you mean Benedict Cumberbatch
person 1: no, who's that?
by Hondacf100! May 10, 2021
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Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
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Where everything tastes like what it’s supposed to be but with a hint of cucumber
Josh: everything tastes like cucumbers. Even my chicken wings
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
Kate: you have cucumber disease! Stay away
by aileennlov3 December 8, 2022
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