croc-socker

that kid that still wears crocs with socks to school

that guy is a fucking croc-socker

by Datnigga666 January 29, 2017

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Croc-block

To hinder the ability of a friend or associate to engage romantically with strangers by wearing the unfashionably foam shoes called "Crocs," thereby conferring the aura of a friend-of-Croc-wearers to said friend or associate.

Noun form is a "Croc-blocker;" One who Croc-blocks others.

Also see: Cock-blocking,

Friend 1: "Damn man, Brett has really got to stop wearing Crocs... I can't pickup any chicks around him."

Friend 2: "Yea man that stinks, he is totally Croc-Blocking you"

by Taytayshenaynay January 12, 2021

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croc-shot

what brett favre sent to jen sturger.

hey man, i'm totally gonna croc-shot luanne!

by bx1235 February 25, 2011

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croc tots

Toddlers that wear crocs. Any child that wears crocs.

"Come on croc tots, lets go to the town pool."

by allitot February 19, 2008

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Lightning McQueen Crocs

The only version of crocs that actually fucking matter, but crocs wont make them in adult sizes, so you go through foot binding to be able to fit them as a 30 year old.

Person 1: Bro why do you have such tiny feet?
Person 2: Its so I can fit my Lightning McQueen crocs

by NaLuWaVe8o8 August 3, 2018

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national croc day

October 23rd is National Croc Day. This means everyone across the United States of America should wear a pair of Crocs on this day!

Person one: Hey, do you have an extra pair of Crocs for National Croc Day?

Person two: Hell yeah my nigga!! What color you want? I got black, red, yellow, and camo.

Person one: I'll take camo so I can look like a badass.

by Mr. Croc September 20, 2013

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