crimson rambler

When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.

Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.

by SoggyPumpkin September 2, 2010

crimson shower

when your girlfriend lets you fuck her without a condom because she's on her period, but you have to do it in the shower.

"let's fuck"
"i'm on my period"
"crimson shower?"
"ok"

by mitotajc July 16, 2009

The Crimson Flow

Menstruation.

"Did you notice Amanda was being noticeably bitchy today?"
"Yeah, I did, but it's because she's on her flow. The crimson flow, if you know what I mean."
"That explains it. Damn those weeks of bloody egg discharge."

by Richard Flavor September 22, 2013

Crimson Custard Bucket

A vagina that is on the rag (having it's period). It may even have bloody chunks due to it being the worst time of the month. The pussy in question might otherwise be tasty and / or attractive - but not really very much so at this particular moment.

Actually eating (going down on) a 'Crimson Custard Bucket' would most likely result in acquiring Red Wings

Guy to GF: Honey can we do the wild thing?
GF to Guy: I'd love to - but only if you're willing to plunge into the Crimson Custard Bucket .

by Grund1e August 31, 2006

crimson

Deeply and incredibly awesome.

I saw this crimson sportbike, I'd love to ride one of those!

by ifreefly Jedi June 14, 2005

Alabama Crimson Tide

Has the worst saying in history of college football--Roll Tide. They are a bunch of assholes that love to drink, party, and be VERY rude. They are hated by EVERY college. The worst part of the whole football program is Nick Saban or as LSU likes to call him Nick Satan. No one could pay me enough to go to their college, much less the state of Alabama!

Mom: We are moving to Alabama!
Me: I will just stay here. I will not move there with all of them assholes (aka: Alabama Crimson Tide)

by LSUtigers August 5, 2012

Crimson Handshake

When a girl who is menstruating uses her period blood as lubricant for a hand job.

She didn't have any Astro-glide, so I had to ask her for a Crimson Handshake.

by onejackofff July 24, 2007