creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.

Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"

by fukcer192 March 6, 2024

Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.

Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...

by Juncture April 27, 2024

Creativities

The act of taking part in self generated or organised creative process/es, whether that be as an individual or part of a group, club or business. Particularly if the creative act is using the imaginations of those involved.

Come and see the wide range of creativities we have on offer.

by nsiuser June 25, 2024

creatine rat

a meathead who cant go about their day until they snort their 5g of creatine

Rat: man im feeling so damn itchy today
Friend: Take your white powder then you fucking creatine rat

by steroid meathead causeinsecure March 22, 2025

Creating Space

Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.

Creating space so my gun can touch your face.

by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025

Creating Space

Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me.

Creating space so my gun can touch your face. Commentator, call the sequence.

by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025

Creating Space

this isn’t the crowd or person I asked to guard me. Creating space so I’m going to pull out the “Assault rifle” because…

Commentator, call the sequence. Creating space so my gun can touch your face.

by Coach Kevin, Associate September 17, 2025