Carpet cranberry

When a girl flicks her bean so hard it bleeds or when a girl is on her period and you decide to flick the old bean anyways

Damn Nevin last night I was with Lucy and she had a carpet cranberry

by Jimmyhat November 24, 2020

Cranberry Yogurt

When one has sex on their period and their discharge combines with semen.

Last night Greg and I fr made Cranberry Yogurt, relieved my cramps so nice.

by Poona the Fuck Dog May 3, 2018

Cranberry clapper

Having rough oral sex with a person who has streptococcus with the hopes this will cure it , the mans penis hits the uvula of the receiving person over and over again resulting in the sound of cranberries getting squished and smacked repeatedly

Hey wanna play cranberry clapper?

by Monsterhuntr499 January 28, 2025

Yanking my cranberries

When grandma reaches for the cranberries but grabs your cock and balls instead

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 5, 2010

freaking cranberry

Someone who is so juicy that that are just such a freaking cranberry.

OMG! Why you gotta be such a freaking cranberry?

by uncle barisax December 22, 2016