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Cooties

Bro is a germ with arms and legs, what a fat Darcy, look at his cooties!! keep on swimming whale ❤️
by Notcaptainemily07 March 25, 2024
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Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.
Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!
by okay big boy September 18, 2019
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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cootie Pappy

Is a woman's vagina, or p****
After dinner me and my girl went home and she gave me some cootie Pappy and I was happy all night long
by Rhino chain link March 27, 2021
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Crack Cooties

When someone gives you their crack-head energy.
Oh shit, Katie gave me the crack cooties.
by 7deadand3incriticalcondition November 10, 2019
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Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
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Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.
The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.
by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020
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