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cootie proof

When you are looking so fine that if you ran into an ex or other undesirables you could confidently flick them off your sleeve like a dead bug without flinching.
Woah Girl, you are lookin' downright cootie proof tonight.
by sinbadsaharah December 13, 2012
mugGet the cootie proofmug.

Cooty

Cooty is a thing/person that you find attractive/cute
Person 1 "Man she thicc."
Person 2 "Nah she a cooty."
by Big boy with bigger toys June 12, 2019
mugGet the Cootymug.

Cootie may

A woman who has an excessive amount of fake hair, eyelashes, and extremely long nails. She is not married and chases after married men. She has spent an excessive amount of time in or around jail.
If my wife keeping acting crazy she is going to make me go get a cootie may to replace her.
by Lopi October 5, 2020
mugGet the Cootie maymug.

cooty call

Sandra rented the basement from Jenny, but went upstairs for a regular Cooty Call when the mood was right.
by Woofmutt March 2, 2024
mugGet the cooty callmug.

Hootie-Cootie

Her hootie-cootie smelled bad.
by dewbmeister April 13, 2024
mugGet the Hootie-Cootiemug.

cooties

Cyborg got cooties over this past weekend and they made him itch bad!
by IDONTMIND April 21, 2019
mugGet the cootiesmug.

Cootie Wooter

A cootie wooter is a beloved friend that you love very much, homosexuals use this all the time

If you are called a cootie wooter cherish it
Gunz: Hello my cootie wooter trebz

Trebz: FUCK YOU NIGGA!!! (With love and affection)
by Shizmal August 7, 2024
mugGet the Cootie Wootermug.

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