Cootie Brown

The drunkest person at the party

damn ...I thought I was drunk last time. but Kelly took the cootie Brown award from me

by JEH3 December 8, 2023

Cootie

(plural: cooties) A terminal illness in which one dies after experiencing symptoms including, but not limited to:

death, shortness of breath, confusion, erection lasting more than -4 hours, homocidal thoughts, loss of interest, obsession, sudden romantic interest in your doctor(s), anal fissures, cholera, thirsty, loss of life, expiration date coming sooner than expected, de-aging, low hanging ballsack(s), burning sensation in the nipple(s), puberty, ass-expansion, brain damage, cooties.

Person 1: I would take getting cholera over cooties any day of the week. ez.
Person 2: Bro... who's gonna tell him

by bbigman January 13, 2021

Cooties

Made up disease guys get from girls and vice versa.

Ew Johnny has cooties!?!?!

by okay big boy September 18, 2019

Cooties

Another way of saying somebody is diseased.

The girl that had the cooties back in the 90s didnt really recover from it. She'sstill as diseased as anybody else, even the most toxic people.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Cootie Hooter

A cootie hooter is a horrible slur that no one should ever be called

If someone calls you a cootie hooter you should rethink your life decisions

Gunz: Rakim you are a cootie hooter

Rakim: Wtf why

by Shizmal August 7, 2024

Cooties

is when you eat a girl pussy on her period and no other girl want to date you or kiss you. and if someone kiss that person who ate that girl pussy on her period, no one will kiss them either. and it passes from each person and don't ever go away. or eating ass but no one does that unless its by mistake from eating a girl pussy . the holes are really close together for the female.

don't touch him he got cooties.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 1, 2022

cootie cry

To cry about your cooties

I'm going to cootie cry

by G'ma October 20, 2023