bakin cookies

to stick your balls inside a girls vagina, while keeping your penis out

i was bakin cookies cuz my balls were cold

by bob_deep May 1, 2007

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pan cookies

another way of saying "having sex" when you're in Juvenile Detention.

"Mark and Sarah were making pan cookies when they were supposed to be doing these dishes."

by ChristinaBObeena January 19, 2008

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a type of foodstuff made by mixing sugar, peanut butter, and creamer packets in an uncovered metal cup of some kind then heating with a butane cigarette lighter for a couple minutes- these ingredients are all found in various Meals Ready to Eat (and on the floor of most people's cars but that's beside the point)- hence the name, MRE Cookies

Guy #1- What the fuck are you burning in the back seat of my car?!
Guy #2- Nothing's burning! I'm making some MRE Cookies from the shit I found near the back of this piece of shit Buick.
Guy #1- Hey! If you're gonna insult my car, you can fucking walk!

by Post_amerika February 11, 2009

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cootie shot

The only know prevention mechanism against the horrors of cooties.

Recite:
"Circle circle dot dot, now I have my cootie shot"

by foozmeister June 22, 2014

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girl scout cookies

A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.

Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?

The only possible answer: they are evil.

by Steve Martin 1202 March 3, 2008