cooch pinch

(v) When a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of "finger blasting" or "finger banging" and results in the less stimulating action, "cooch pinch".

A cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the vaginal area.

girl 1: "Did that guy just finger blast you?!"
girl 2: "No, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!"

by cyballs February 15, 2010

cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 4, 2014

cooche cottage

A cottage inside either clitopia or cuntopolis. Usually a whore house for teenage buttfucking. There is little to no Delay in getting in

Dude lets go to the cooche cottage to get our dicks wet.

Nah brah I'm gay

by BANANAMAN's Slit cunt February 7, 2014

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018

cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017