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by fuck it we ball November 10, 2022

Who Cooks for You?

Song of the Barred Owl, by consensus of the ornithological community. Who Cooks for You? Who Cooks for Yooooou-All?, in two groups of four.

The owls were singing to each other, high in the spruce trees, and it always made them smile. Who Cooks for You? Who-Cooks-for-Yooooo-All? One night, they went outside with his guitar and he played it back to them.

by Monkey's Dad March 22, 2023

Can’t Cooks, Won’t Cooks

Adapted, from the BBC programme, to highlight a situation where you are working with people who can’t do their role and people who don’t want to do their role.

I am screwed in trying to manage a team of can’t cooks, won’t cooks.

by Prometheusofwestsussex March 11, 2020

Cobswallow

A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.

Yo, i walked in on your mom in the bathroom and she has a cobswallow...

by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009

Coolsmith

When someone thinks they look well cool, but there not!

Guy driving a Peugeot 106 zest rolling on 13 inch steelies wearing aviators smoking a Consulate Menthol.....

LOOK AT THAT COOLSMITH!!!!!

by sassyc April 29, 2010

cooksource

The act of self-righteous plagiarism indignantly justified by an incorrect assertion that the content resided within a public domain (no matter what the other 6 billion-less-one people think and know).

I've cooksourced your recipe, now pay me for correcting your typos

by diomedes31 November 7, 2010

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003