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Pastor's Convention

Pastors hob-nobing with one another, whilst trying to figure out how to shepherd dumb sheep, who are conspicously absent.
Pastor Matt went to the pastor's convention and got so blest, he preached longer than usual the next Sunday.
by Dalphious Doppler October 30, 2011
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Springfield Convent

An all girls school where the most holy girls go. They love spending time on their knees.....praying.
Wow the girl is so bad at netball she must be from Springfield Convent.
by Poespoespoespoes August 10, 2020
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Convention

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Convention
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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Convention

A area where geeks and nerds gather to talk about a game or a movie and dress up and sell merch.
Guy 1: I heard Billy went to the Convention!
Guy 2: What a nerd!
by Cambodia1132 June 1, 2021
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Holy Faith Convent Gyal

They're mostly lesbians and ones who aren't either want a bullerman from Pres or with a CESEC man

Trust me don't trust 95% of those girls because you might horn with one.
Guy 1: She nice and red and is a Holy Faith Convent Gyal,Win.

Girl 1:My friend get drop from she for a girl.

Guy2: Yes,she left me for a girl.
by Convent gyal 123 November 21, 2023
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Convention-down

Also known as "con-down". The feeling of sadness you get after a convention is over. What type of convention is irrelevant, as long as it is a group of like-minded people that you feel like you belong to.

Can also be used to describe the feeling of loneliness after having spent time with a partner, especially in a long distance relationship.
Person 1: Aww man, I wish that convention lasted longer...
Person 2: Dude, you have convention-down.

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Significant other: I had really bad con-down for a week after my girlfriend flew back home. Especially because we won't be able to see each other for two months.
by komori1705 May 8, 2018
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Gamer convention

A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.
There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.
by IKnowDude December 3, 2019
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