Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

by Logan2255 August 15, 2010

Conscious

1. adj: Being in a state of awareness; alert (Antonym: Ignorant)

2. adj: Meaningful; with intent

3. adj: Awake; alive (Antonyms: Unconscious, "Knocked-Out")

See also consciousness

Definition 1: Alan was conscious that his decision would decide for the entire jury.

Definition 2: Jason made the conscious choice to ignore his brother's warnings and went to the party.

Definition 3: After being hit by the falling brick, he was lucky to still be conscious.

by Valiton Aloysius July 29, 2005

Constipated Network

A computer network that is so congested or overloaded that data transfers at extremely slow speeds.

I can't even open facebook, we must be suffering from a constipated network.

by Just_D_in_aus August 18, 2009

Constipation

When it feels like Satan himself is trying to rip apart your asshole

"My constipation makes it feel like my asscheeks are getting demolished by a big black guy named requis"

by Succmyhorsecock October 25, 2020

constisyncrasy

Someone shitting their guts out.

Lun's constisyncrasy lead her to shit her guts out.

by taegeonn April 30, 2023

Task Constipation

Refering to a task or work load so large that all production comes to a stop.

This project is so immense that everyone is suffering from Task Constipation.

by Armyman1976 May 2, 2011

Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".

{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.

by Telephony July 20, 2020