A sock Puppet from Late Night With Conan O'Brien that wears a tie and smokes a fake cigar. Voiced/Performed by Robert Smiegel ("Saturday TV Funhouse") He likes to viciously insult celebrities without fear of persecution because no one (Except Eminem) is going to look like an ass trying to come at a Puppet Dog. Triumph's three major enemies are Eminem, J-Lo, and Star Jones.
"J.Lo, J.Lo the giant tail-o
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
For a doggie's nose, that's the holy grail-o
Shakira's butt's fine, but it won't hold still.
I sniffed Elton John's butt for a thrill.
I sniffed J.Lo's ass and got too touchy feely
She let loose a BOMB that was bigger than Gigli!"
- I Keed
by G-Union 2 July 31, 2004
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Coming out of the turbolift after years of lying to my friends that I didn't like Star Trek was relieving.
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It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.
It stars Comic, the second-best one, Ham, the second-best one, Dog, the second-best one, Snelly, the deceased one, the Turtle, the least-best one, and Red, the best one.
Person 1: Do you like Comic Cat?
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.
Person 2: What is that, some weeb shit?
Person 1: Isn't that how every chain goe- I mean, it's good. Go look at it.
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King of Putas
Famous quotes:
“Who needs a reclina when you got an adjustable vagina.”
“COMINAHARRR!”
“Pure Pink”
“Somethin Flavor”
“Goddamn”
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King of Putas
Famous quotes:
“Who needs a reclina when you got an adjustable vagina.”
“COMINAHARRR!”
“Pure Pink”
“Somethin Flavor”
“Goddamn”
#PutaKing
#PayMeInPuta
#COMINAHARRR
Steve: Haven't seen my wife in a while.
John: She’s alright, she’s out with Cominaharrr giving out ass cold water.
Cominaharrr: Live your life forget about your wife, Cominaharrr! 👹 🤘🏾
John: She’s alright, she’s out with Cominaharrr giving out ass cold water.
Cominaharrr: Live your life forget about your wife, Cominaharrr! 👹 🤘🏾
by Puta King November 11, 2019
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Person 2:" You also seem to have a six pack coming."
Person 2:" You also seem to have a six pack coming."
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