housewife cocktail

Xanax and Red Wine

Got a bottle of josh cab and a couple beans. Me and the boys gonna rip some housewife cocktails tonight

by Goldman, ron November 24, 2020

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pothead cocktail

A cup of coffee and a bowl/joint. May also be combined with a newspaper. Any morning of the week is a good time for a pot head cocktail, but there’s something about enjon a Sunday morning, especially during football season.

Dude: “Did you have breakfast this morning?”
Bro: “Bruh no way, I had a pothead cocktail this morning while reading the paper.”

by SixxMoJo March 15, 2023

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Emoji cocktail

When there isn’t just one emoji for how you are feeling

🫣🥹🥰 would be the emoji cocktail to denote feeling flattered but embarrassed at the same time

by The Human Puffball May 29, 2023

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Bohemian Cocktail

When the S/O shits, pisses, cums, spits, crys, and sweats into your mouth during sex.

Jared: Yo man! Last night was crazy. My girlfriend gave me a Bohemian Cocktail!

Todd: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by GarfieldsDad July 28, 2023

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Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Bob walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a "Bin Laden Cocktail". The barkeep asks - what is in a Bin Laden Cocktail? Bob replies- its two shots and a splash of water.

by Money McBagz June 12, 2011

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