Coca-loha

Da fizzy brown soda-drink dat lei-festooned Hawaiian belles bring you upon arrival at da Islands.

Hawaiians ladies are big on dancing, so if one of dem brings you a big glass of Coca-loha when you arrive, be sure to drink it right away, so dat da caffeine in it will give you some get-up-and-go in case she asks you to dance wif her.

by QuacksO June 30, 2019

Coca-Cola

Watery, bubbly, shit. To be more specific, to eat/ drink out of ones asshole.

Guy 1: Can I have some Coca-Cola? ͡
Guy 2: I'm not gay, you mewling quim!!!

by Evan Cupskey May 27, 2018

Coca-Cola

The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.

American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .

by FergillusionZ December 10, 2015

Coca Cola

It's piss. It's just piss. There is nothing else to say, only piss.

You: Hello, can I get a Coca Cola

Waiter. *Hands you bottle of piss*

by CocaColaIsJustPiss December 28, 2021