clamburglar

A guy that takes a girl's virginity.

Dude, you're such a clamburglar... Last night, you got hammered and took Lizzie's virginity.

by Anonymousssss913 November 4, 2008

cleeborp

An alien that sucks penis and only has one glowing finger. They clean their anus with their detatchable eyeball.

Did you see that cleeborp in the park? He was a retard. I can't believe he cleaned his anus with his eye!

by narp May 27, 2008

clem

hella lit boyfriend.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.

Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.

by Clemily May 18, 2018

Clem

1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means.

2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.

"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."

by B-Rad010 October 27, 2012

clembie

the best name ever given to lilyoclembo.

clembie, you are the DONGMASTER! you be ballin'!

by jumbie July 26, 2004

Clembob

An idiot friend who is always getting into ridiculous shannogans

Look at Dustin getting eating sand cakes again, what a friggin clembob!

by Clembob'sAnonymous June 18, 2011

Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"

This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"

by bear19 June 17, 2011