Durwood Clapper

The hottest character from the flop 2013 game My Muppets Show.

"Dude, Durwood Clapper is such a beautiful man"

by Gorno August 25, 2025

Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Fast Clapper

a fast vigourous exercise that will make you not move your legs for a day

Damn bro you are a fast clapper, cant even have seconds

by Thefastclapper69 September 15, 2022

clapper

A woman with vagina lips so big the slap together when she walks, sounding like clapping.

Went on a jog today with the clapper down the street and it sounded like we were getting a standing ovation the entire time.

by ibs2pid November 14, 2016

Clapper

An absolute rocket of a slap shot on the ice that usually goes in. Most of them are high.

Jake said "Rip a clapper" and Eli hit it 98 MPH and it went Bar Down.

by Walter Hartwell Black February 2, 2023

clapper bomb

A powerful slapshot from the point in hockey. Opposing defenseman don't want to block it, goalies can't see it.

Drago has the best clapper bomb of any d-man I've ever seen play. He beats the goalie on every shot he takes on the Power Play.

by backhandhockeyman14 March 18, 2015

Ass clapper

Someone who cheers on the sideline jumping up and down cause the ass to clap

Eli stop being a ass clapper

by Kevinward November 3, 2020