Chud

This is a tard....which is the same as a chud.....so tard and chud are the same thing basically.

Its a big meaty chud.....just lick the chud dip it shake it and suck it.....its a big meaty chud

by Jonny Gourlay May 12, 2007

Chud Monkey

An annoying and/or stupid person.

Stop spamming my forum,you chud monkey!

by Archangel1772 September 25, 2008

chud

Slang term for a child.
Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents.
Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.

No man wants to claim any of that womans little chuds. They are horrible!

by Amanda in Atlanta August 14, 2007

Chud Syndrome

A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.

Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.

by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008

Chud

A Jewish person who gets mountain bikes stolen

Dude!! CHUD’s new full suspension Yeti got stolen last week!

WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!

by TitoLibowitz March 18, 2019

chud dump

the puddle of human fluids which can result from anal intercourse.

"i dont want to wait till morning... clean that chud dump up and change the sheets."

by Sue Do Nymm October 8, 2011

chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo

Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!

by Jim Bob March 22, 2004