wash the chud

When the police drive by a dirty chud and hit a big mud puddle in an attempt to wash him off.
Man, it rained hard last night. Let's go out and wash the chud today.
by Hermkop September 04, 2006
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Chud Monkey

by Archangel1772 July 31, 2008
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chud

Slang term for a child.
Usually bratty, undisciplined children of inattentive or unsuitable parents.
Particularly a child that should have been aborted or giving up for adoption instead.
No man wants to claim any of that womans little chuds. They are horrible!
by Amanda in Atlanta August 11, 2007
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Chud Syndrome

A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.
Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008
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Chud

A Jewish person who gets mountain bikes stolen
Dude!! CHUD’s new full suspension Yeti got stolen last week!

WHAT!! He just bought that with the insurance money from the Santa Cruz he got jacked on his road trip to Cali!
by TitoLibowitz March 19, 2019
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chud dump

the puddle of human fluids which can result from anal intercourse.
"i dont want to wait till morning... clean that chud dump up and change the sheets."
by Sue Do Nymm October 08, 2011
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chud monkey

Some one who picks peanuts out of poo
Dan you fucking chud monkey, leave that piece of poo alone!!
by Jim Bob March 22, 2004
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