open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

[San Jose] [Chili Dog]

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.

I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

by Longrod12Vonhugendong June 23, 2016

New York Chili Dog

When you fuck someone in the ass and immediately shove your shit covered dick in their mouth.

Yo, that motherfucker gave her a New York Chili Dog last night.

by Darkfire69 October 21, 2017

Chicago Style Chili Dog

When a guy has direahha and dumps it on a woman chest, and then titty fucks her.

Aaron Levy gave Mrs.Pafias a Chicage Style Chili Dog.

by Amy February 5, 2005

Puerto Rican Chili Dog

When anal sex is being enjoyed and the "catcher" shits on the dick that is in their ass and then the "catcher" proceeds to perform fellatio on the poop covered cock.

Oh Man, I was totally doing anal last night with Christina Milian and she shit on my dick then totally Puerto Rican Chili Dogged me.

by Terius Youngdell Nash May 7, 2010

Texas reverse chili dog

A regular chili dog, where one releases fecal matter over breasts. Then straddles the receivers face and commences to roger the boo-bays, while getting a anal lick!

Down here in Texas we have our own chili dog! The Texas Reverse Chili Dog consists of taking a shit on ones boobs then having her lick your ass while you titty fuck her!

by BigC8in" November 10, 2010

salt malt and a chili dog

When a man is giving anal sex, he will then pull out quickly before he cums and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love.

That girl won't return my calls. Maybe it's because I made her eat my "salt malt and a chili dog" the last time we hooked up.

by Smelly_Finger December 5, 2015