coldesac Caucasian

Group of people with white/light skin color, usually of Eastern European descent, or their background looks like it came from an Ancestry commercial. Who are well equipped with Gucci firearms, NODs (night vision) and plenty of ammo to defend said coldesac from foreign and domestic threats.

Not someone to mess with, not your average gun owner. This said person is usually accompanied by others like this person.
Person 1) Yo! Did you meet the new neighbors?
Person 2) No, not yet. Did you?
Person 1) Yeah! Dude has some L3 Harris GPNVG-18 night vision, a decked out HK 416, and I am sure a ton of ammo. Dude is a total coldesac Caucasian. Glad we have more people like him around.

Person 2) holy shit?!? GPNVG-18s?!? No way!! I have to go meet this guy.
by Flo-Ida Mahn69 February 04, 2024
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Caucasian Ting

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The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Caucasian chelada

Beer with 2 oz ginger kombucha and garnish with a few fresh blueberries.
by CharlieRoberts November 28, 2020
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Caucasian persuasion

Usually defining something about a white person, something that associates with the white race or just a white person in general.

To describe someone white
"He is of the Caucasian Persuasion"
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