Tom Catted

Whens someone takes a massive dump in a public restroom, then walks out without washing his hands.

"I was in stall #3 droppin one off then some guy ran into the stall next to me and blew it up. He wiped once then ran out without washing his hands. WTF i just got tom catted!

by TurdFerguson123 April 25, 2013

big hat, no cattle

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.

He's got a big hat, but no cattle.

by crayola March 29, 2004

rape cattle

Phrase used to reference groups of females at clubs that dress similarly and extremely provacative/slutty... yet sneer or get offended at men if they are approached. They instinctively exhibit herd mentality when visiting the bar or bathroom. Lack of any singular intelligence among the group is implied.

See those girls in the mini-skirts huddled together by the bar? You can forget about 'em. Total rape cattle.

by ms.wolfgang March 3, 2011

cattle guard

A self defense item to keep fat chicks from getting to you.

I used my "cattle guard" to pevent this fat bitch away from me.

by MrFreeman88 March 8, 2004

cattle drive

The act of being naked and excited in a window, with many people outside to watch. Bonus points if assless chaps, real cowboys, or a branding iron are involved

We woke up and opened the blinds, but my girl pulled a cattle drive watching the sun come up.

by Camel drive June 11, 2017

Catties

Catties is the slang term for blunts. Good weed often gives off the fuzzy appearance of a caterpillar and a well-packed blunt also resembles a caterpillar (as seen here 🐛). The term originated in Lancaster, PA in 2020.

Singular - Catty
Plural - Catties

I just got some cattie wraps from the gas station.

We have pre-rolled catties if you want some.

Did you fuck up another catty?

by Big Daddy Catty June 25, 2020

Aggravated Cattery

Aggravated battery by a cat or a kitten

Yesterday I tried to rescue a kitten from a tree, but it attacked me and scratched my arms. It was an aggravated cattery.

by CraZy291 July 15, 2011