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Catfish account

A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask for limes and comments and sometimes will promise nudes for such.
Joe "Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Darien "Dude that a catfish account"
by Anonymous Drex May 10, 2016
mugGet the Catfish accountmug.

Bearded Catfish

A sexual move involving the slapping of a chick's cunt with a raw catfish and her pubes get stuck to the fish. This originated in the brothels of Britain during the Great Depression.
"That's right Ann, you're getting a bearded catfish" *Slap*
by witelighter06 December 13, 2006
mugGet the Bearded Catfishmug.

Catfish account

A fake social media account. Usually has a fake name and a random pic of a half naked female most of the time. When befriend will ask you to like and comment. Usually will have promise nudes for a few "favors".
Joe " Bro check out this hot chick's account I think she might like me"
Dalien " Dude that's a catfish account"
by Anonymous Drex May 10, 2016
mugGet the Catfish accountmug.

Catfish Lip

A larger yet soft lower lip on a female. Great for soft kissing and a bj
I love kissing Sheryl's catfish lip
by the frisco kid December 18, 2012
mugGet the Catfish Lipmug.

beer catfish

A person who will consume any and all brands of beer lefrover from a party, with no regard for age or temperature of the beverage. See also ''Beer Pirate''.
Tom came over yesterday and drank a can of Pabst, two Rolling Rocks, a Miller High Life, and three Corona Lights. What a beer catfish.
by Loonhead August 26, 2006
mugGet the beer catfishmug.

catfish cock

A male's reproductive syndrome where the schlong smells like fish, due to fucking a really nasty cunt.
Damn, that bitch gave me catfish cock!
by oob August 7, 2006
mugGet the catfish cockmug.

Catfish Fucker

Noun. From the Latin "Molestus Felinis"

Someone who has caused you minor mental anguish and/or has actually fucked, molested or otherwise had sexual intercourse with a catfish.
"You ate my cheeseburger, you catfish fucker!"
by Trooper JCB November 10, 2004
mugGet the Catfish Fuckermug.

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