mato on a cane pole

referring to a penis with a big head and long skinny shaft

That boy has a mato on a cane pole

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Kandy Cane Sweater

A striped, swirled sweater that looks like a christmas candy cane.

The girl looked nice in the Kandy Cane Sweater.

by Steven T December 13, 2006

Horatio Cane

Receiving oral with sunglasses on, as you're about to spew, you take off your sunglasses ala Horatio Cane and blow your load in her face

I was at the beach receiving fellatio, as I was about to climax, I pulled out, and gave her a "Horatio Cane"

by El Duro July 7, 2008

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016

Russian Candy cane

When A man has sex with a girl during her period so that his cock is all bloody. When hes about to cum, he pulls his dick out and lets the cum drizzle down his dick making a swirling effect of the blood cum mixture on his dick. Then he makes the girl suck his dick (he may have ass-fucked her earlier for the extra bit of self esteem this will take from the girl), then he wipes whatevers left in the back of her hair, where she can't get it out.

Gardiner: So what did you do with your bitch last night?
Steve: Well it was her period, so I gave her the old Russian Candy Cane, even wiped it in her hair!

by TheBigBootLeg July 31, 2007

grabbed Kirk's cane

Made a very public, unsurvivable gaffe, with additional overtones of disrespect. When accepting her Oscar, the actress Melissa Leo grabbed the cane of 95-yr-old living legend Kirk Douglas in a misguided, lame attempt to be amusing when exiting the stage.

Man, Kanye West really grabbed Kirk's cane when he interrupted Taylor Swift!

I was killing the presentation, then totally grabbed Kirk's cane and spilled a latte on my boss's laptop.

by JumpedTheSnark March 14, 2011

Transylvania Candy Cane

It’s when you have sex with a girl on the rag and then she gives you a blow job!

After doing a Transylvania Candy Cane with her, her mouth looked like a zombie cannibal’s mouth!

by ben-jamin' 321 August 3, 2012