Q. "Where'd you put the shell casing?"
A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."
A. "Lol, you me to put it in your bag and I cracked up and did it."
by special guest: flava flav June 16, 2018
Get the shell casing mug.When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds to excreting on his or her partners face.
"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Christmas Caking"
by Santa Shitface February 1, 2010
Get the Christmas Caking mug.The act of cutting ones self with a jewel case that is supposed to be used to put an end to an emo's meaningless life.Most often this act is commited by the fat, depressed, emo of today, which is why Shelbey GT500 participates in the act at least once a day.
Wow Shelbey GT500 your jewel casing has put blood all over my jewel cases! WTF am i gunna do with my Bon Jovi records NOW!?!?!
by Matt Alexander Ted January 14, 2008
Get the jewel casing mug.'I got shouted at by my boss this morning, I'm so upset!' 'Oh really?! Fucking caring.'
'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'
'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'
'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'
'My mum's just found a lump in her breast!' 'Caring'
'Wanna breathe, wanna grieve, wanna live, wanna give. Caring about it...'
'Caring about your deep house record collection cunt.'
by CaringAboutLife April 24, 2014
Get the caring mug.by angelpotter October 28, 2011
Get the caking mug.Caking is when a guy is dealing with a whore, slut, or anyone he simply wants to fuck and instead of taking the 'hard no' (rejection) or fucking her and leaving, he instead sticks around and takes care of the financial responsibilities, plays 'daddy' to her kids, and/or pretends he's smitten with her.
He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').
Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
He's even BAKING CAKES with this woman (hint: that's why we REALLY call it 'caking').
Essentially, it's a man placing himself in the most servile position by going far and beyond what's needed just to get some ass; he's attempting to 'buy the cow' with deeds and gestures WHEN THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD'S getting free milk, cheeseburgers, and leather jackets.
Simp (on the phone): Hey wifey; I hope you're having a good day!
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
Simp's friend: Who are you talking to?
Simp: My wifey, Shelia.
Simp's friend: Shelia? The bitch from up the street?! Out of all the bitches to be caking with, you chose her? I know three dudes who've hit it; there's even a sextape of her in a threesome circulating the web.
Simp: SHHHH! She might hear you!
Simp (on the phone): I'm back, baby; now...where were we?
by 800Wmarietta May 24, 2016
Get the Caking mug.To put a pillow case over someones head and then beat the person repeatedly in the back of the head with a claw hammer.
by ForrestH February 4, 2007
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