Fun Crusher Two-Flusher

A large, prolonged crap. It's no fun, and it's so big/smelly that it requires two flushes (generally a courtesy flush and a final flush).

"What, did ya fall in?"
"Sorry dude, fun crusher two-flusher."

by GullibleZine September 3, 2006

taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex

I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.

by BigByll August 18, 2018

Slash Crusher

When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.

“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”

by bham69420 January 29, 2023

skull crushers

A pair of thighs so thicc that they'd be strong enough to crush a skull

"Damn she got skull crushers"

by thigh enthusiast November 17, 2023

Crusher

Individual who uses psychological violence to legitimate itself through abuses, insults and angry attitude against a specific person/ few people chosen as a victim.
This people have excellent social skills and most of those surrounding them don't even notice their violences because who is attacked are people with severe socialization issues.
Generally they lash out whenever can find a minimum excuse, generally when the victim make all kind of mistakes (even the slightest one).

"Man...i don't understand, why..why he yelled isults that way there? I just forgotten the keys, i can bring 'em in five minutes...
- Dude forget about him, he's a crusher."

by Borodilan00 January 17, 2021

condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born

Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude

by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017

Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls

Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.

by SquareTruth August 16, 2024