bum crumbs

the crust left behind in your butthole, from feces. usually in small pieces, like a loose dingleberry.
I farted one day, and I had bum crumbs all in my underwear.
by Shefun April 05, 2006
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Crumb girl

a woman with largish, rounded features, particularly in the posterior and breasts. a woman who resembles the woman of cartoonist Robert Crumb
damn, check the booty on that Crumb girl!
by lungpig June 18, 2003
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Man crumb

The stuff that you find in your boyfriend's couch. Dirty leftovers of a bachelor's life.
I really think we should vacuum under your couch cushions. There's a lot of man crumbs in there.
by Guy11974 January 14, 2011
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crumb-bong

Pouring the crumbs left from a bag/box or chips or crackers into one's mouth, as to not waste any of the crumbs.
Those chips were so good that I had to crumb-bong once I got to the end.
by scrote10 May 12, 2009
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hoe crumb

Any belongings left behind by a girl after a one night stand.

Examples include earrings, necklaces, bracelets, hair bands, bras, thongs, shoes, etc..
When I woke up this morning I saw a flip flop and 2 earrings laying on my floor. I figured that they were some bitch's who left her hoe crumbs left behind.

John: Dude does this head band belong to you?

Dylan: Nah, must be some hoe crumbs left over from this weekend.
by Holly Hollywood September 08, 2010
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booty crumbs

small pieces of feces and or toilet paper caught in the hairs surrounding the anus.
Man you didn't wipe your ass right and now you have some serious booty crumbs...you know dried pieces of shit and toilet paper hanging from your ass hairs.
by David Meister April 06, 2006
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R. Crumb

The greatest artist of the twentieth century. Comix, wisdom, and more.
R. Crumb's Mr. Natural is a brilliantly conceived character.
by octopod November 11, 2003
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