crispy frizzle

When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity

Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries

by Ribzy October 25, 2010

crispy wank

its covering your hands in glue and diping them cornflakes and fapping

i had a crispy wank

by batmans cat September 24, 2009

Crispy Mango

(noun) A male gamer that hears a female gamer speak via microphone on a public server and proceeds to act childish and annoying to attract their attention. Usually a Crispy Mango tries to act cute and say nice things to the female in order to woo her, but to everyone else he is just an annoying tool that probably has never spoken to another female other than their mother.

(Halo Matchmaking)
Female: Oh yea! Overkill, bitches!
Crispy Mango: *OMG A GURL* Oh hey! Yea good job. You’re so good at this game. You must play a lot, huh? Btw you have a nice voice. Do you sing? We should sing Disney songs together! “I can show you the world!”
Female: wut…

Everyone else: omg dood, stfu go capture the flag noob!

by M. C. Gutierrez January 7, 2015

Crispy Bush

When a someone maturbates and their cum will dry on their pubic hairs, the hair will then become hard or stiff. After the crispy bush phase is complete, you can rub your finger on your pubic hairs and white flakes will come off

After John and Maria had sex, johns cum dried on his pubic hairs resulting in a crispy bush

by Crispy Camelz April 11, 2015

Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017

Crispy Chuleta

The best; the most amazing; when something is so good, it's Crispy Chuleta.

Hey, that song was lit. It was crispy Chuleta.

by Mr. 505 June 21, 2016

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019