A court between mates, colleagues or associates who line up in two lines and kick the fuck out of the defendant as he walks through the middle. Usually reserved for yellow bellies or useless cunts who deserve a kicking and know it.
The same as in Full Metal Jacket when Private Pyle gets attacked with soap bars in pillowcases but in Kangaroo court you get a kicking.
by Cris-o September 30, 2020
The simultaneous fisting of a females vaginal and rectal cavity.
Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
Also can be described as 5 in the pink and 5 in the stink
by keepfrosty October 10, 2009
You extend your trial with a person of the opposite sex by exaggerating feelings of apprecation and/or love.
In order for Max to "get some" he told his girlfriend that he "loves her" and later that night, he was said to be "Court-Streching" Lena.
by manida June 21, 2005
The awkward "falling to the court" celebration performed by a tennis player after winning a match.
The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
The classic crumple features a twisting contortion of the upper body while the legs fold underrneath. Crumpling is highly ironic in that it usually follows spectacular feats of physical skill and endurance. Crying (for men) is a common, but not required, punctuation to the crumple.
Announcer: T. Ennis serving for match point here at 40-15.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
Sound effect (p-thok)
Announcer: Buster String goes way wide to get it and belts it to the deep corner, but Ennis LEAPS AND PUTS IT AWAY FOR THE MATCH!
Sound effect (crowd roar, clapping)
Announcer: Ennis court crumples to celebrate the victory. That was lame. At least he's not - wait - yeah, he's crying.
I wish the men were more manly like the women.
by Capt. Craptastic May 19, 2010
A really cool Fox Television series about a married couple coming in front of either Judge Mablean Ephriam, Judge Lynn Toler or Judge Faith Jenkins so that they could get advice on their marriage or get a divorce. It has aired on Television since 1999.
by MASTUH OSCG 8845 IS BACK January 13, 2021
An amazingly beautiful person and an even more amazingly special friend! A lady who knock you socks off, make you fall off your chair laughing, make you super special pancakes and always have a kind word of advice. Just remember to ask her to make you pancakes!
by Roomie December 25, 2004
When a girl stares at you, and wants the D.
by GFM January 18, 2013