drunk conner

a form of desperate seduction when under the influence of alcohol. not to be confused with an angry willis, the drunk conner is done with the use of a cell phone. the person utilizing the drunk conner first steals the cell phone of his target and purposely calls his own phone to secretively get the girl's number. then, at the end of the night, the seducer texts the target,"you're hot," as a last ditch effort to get some but ultimately fails.

Guy: Hey can I have your number?
Girl: No
(Guy discretely takes girl's phone and dials his own phone to get her number)
At the end of the night...
(Girl receives text message)
Girl: I got a text message!
Girl#2: What does it say!?
Girl: YOU'RE HOT
Girl#2: Oh no, looks like he just a pulled a drunk conner on you

by robert decker January 02, 2008

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Conner Bobay

Conner Bobay is literally dad but a tool at the same time.

Conner Bobay is legit daddy.

by ConnerBobayIsDad August 16, 2016

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conner price

Conner Price is a gay motherfucker that sucks at math and can’t seem to stop playing PlayStation in his moms basement

Damn bro you’re a real Conner Price

by Clickbait6969 June 19, 2019

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Conner Wells

He's a swagfag. He's a surfer. He looks like he's stoned and he doesn't believe it's even noon yet. He likes to surf with guys and play water polo.

Justin: who is that stoned looking swagfag I see? He's wearing Beats.
Dylan: oh shoot, it's that Conner Wells.

Justin: aw man, let's get out of here I don't know how to surf!

by Blue orcas December 05, 2013

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