clean panini 

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

clean panini by Spook5129 August 4, 2009

Clean House 

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.

Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"

Clean House by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009

Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.

Clean Escape by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

clean snap 

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

clean snap by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007

clean and jerk 

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

clean and jerk by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

clean the pipes 

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

clean the pipes by t freezy August 13, 2011

Clean Cut Appearance 

Shower/Bath: Take a shower or bath often.

Hair Care: Take care of your hair.

Look: Present yourself in a flattering way.

Brush your teeth: Use all dental hygiene tools.

Your Smell: Be aware of your body odor.

Posture: Develop good posture.

Body Language: Watch your body language.

Nasty!: Don't come across as nasty.

You are Clean Cut Appearance when you are not wearing holes in your clothes, and you have fresh breath, and nice neat hair.

Clean Cut Appearance by Bonkers_20 May 2, 2011