Clamped off

To be annoyed or disgusted by something.

Similar to “pissed off” but less so.

I dropped my phone in toilet! I’m so clamped off!!

It really clamps me off when Eric leaves his clothes in the dryer.

by Jarface67 April 21, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

juicy clamp

When you're barbecuing and your tongs get overly juicy.

"Wow, you've got some juicy clamps there."

by MatthiasLion September 28, 2017

Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

“You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers

Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper

by maximillianV December 11, 2017

tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.

Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.

by The tit chugger June 10, 2016