Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

I tried to hit a step-back three, but dude had me clamped up the whole game.”

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

Clamped clam

The female equivalent to blue balls

After being lead along all night she ended up with a clamped clam

by Matt defines October 22, 2025

Benjamin Clamp

The act of putting one hundred dollar bill in between one's scrotum and penis.

Little did the man know that this particular stripper's signature move was the Benjamin Clamp.

by mrlejonbrames July 26, 2014

Clamps

Someone who plays championship defense their entire life. This person usually picks a friend and becomes obsessed with them.

This kid won’t leave me alone he’s actually Clamps.

by sagem0hanty February 27, 2023

Clamping

When a man crosses his legs with penis and testicles in between and squeezes extremely violently and shaking.

“You should really try clamping.”

“I was clamping so hard last night!”

by Lolyouresofunny March 13, 2024