Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score—basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

I tried to hit a step-back three, but dude had me clamped up the whole game.”

by 1luhsam_ September 8, 2025

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Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

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Clamped Up

When a defender locks you down so hard on the court that you can’t dribble, shoot, or score basically putting you on basketball “lockdown.”

Lebron James tried shooting over Russell Westbrook but he was getting clamped up and couldnt make a move.

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Clamp

The act of either sex, beating someone's ass, crossing up ankles in a basketball game

1.) "yo, i heard you were clamping Amy's cheeks, was it good my boy?"
2.) Tony had clampedJason and broke his jaw with one hit
3.) The defender had moved up to intercept but got his ankles clamped and was benched for the rest of the game

by Blu Pill December 18, 2017

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