Cincinnati slider

When you titty fuck a girl with a juicy ass, so that your butt slides all over her belly.

Billie had Taco Bell for dinner, so his usual nightly titty fuck session with his girlfriend during Letterman turned into a Cincinnati slider.

by CapnCrouton May 13, 2004

Cincinnati Blumpkin

This is similar to the glorious art of a blumpkin, but in this particular case the girl is the one who is on the toilet, either pooping or urinating, preferably urinating since girls don't poop, and the man is standing up in front of her while she is sucking his cock. You may also refer to this thrilling maneuver as an "oppo-blump" since it's pretty much the opposite of a blumkin.

Listen Taylor, I dont care that you're in the bathrooom, I bought you lunch so you better give me a cincinnati blumpkin, bitch!

by Shhmee February 14, 2010

cincinnati wind shield

Placing saran wrap over said face and taking a shit on it so it is able to be viewed.

I had extra saran wrap laying around so I gave my gf the Cincinnati wind shield.

by sick fuck 69 March 26, 2010

Cincinnati Walkabout

After consuming a 5-way, spontaneously wandering around the city in search of safe haven to ventilate the pressurized buildup of kidney beans, onions, spaghetti, cheese and meat sauce.

After his Cincinnati Walkabout, Gary realized that he left his pants at home and he had crossed the river.

The amber alert was canceled after Stephanie returned from her Cincinnati Walkabout.

by andrewesq August 22, 2012

Cincinnati Warbler

Have your male or female partner lay down on their back. Carefully mount their face and dip your sack (ball) into their mouth, and repeatedly hit their nose with your shaft. Now begins the warbling of the ballsack with your partners tongue. When it comes time to ejaculate, shit on their neck, and aim for the forehead and hair. While cumming try to imitate the mating call of the Cincinnati Warbler

Patrick: "I Cincinnati Warbler'd my girlfriend and she took it like a champ!"
Dave: "Fuck yeah, Steph is a goddamn warbling gladiator!"

Stefan: "What's it called when you shit in a sock and hit someone with it?"
Evan: "Oh! I did that to my girlfriend last night, I think it's a Cincinnati Warbler."
Jordan: "No, that's a Chicago Billyclub."
Evan: "Oh that's right."

by Handjob Susan September 19, 2013

Cincinnati Tractor

This act requires 3 people: Someone to act as "The Lawn", another to act as "The Tractor" and a third as "The Mower." The Lawn lays spread out flat and has little to no participation, other than just accepting the act. The Tractor "mows" or shaves a certain area of The Lawn with a razor (Electric or non-electric), by being on all fours and holding the razor in their mouth for the entirety of the shaving portion. The Mower is required to sit on the Tractors back the entire time and film the act. Once "The Lawn is mowed," it's time to put down fertilizer. The Tractor then defecates over the mowed area specifically, still while being ridden by The Mower. The act is completed by the Mower getting off the Tractor and proceeding to give the fertilized Lawn a Boston Pancake.

"Hey you two, why don't we get out of this bar and enjoy a good ole' fashioned Cincinnati Tractor?"

by Arcum Dagsson November 8, 2013

cincinnati caddy

When you use someone to get a ride to party or social gathering ; Cincinnati caddy

Yo man have we found a ride to That party??

2nd person- yea man I hit the Cincinnati caddy on the scrub Wyatt.

Original person- hahaha yea yo he's ****ing retarded

by Mr. Mackey mmk November 19, 2013