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Cats are adorable, fluffy creatures. Some prefer hunting small animals, some prefer staying at home lying around. Most of them enjoy sleeping, but some like to jump around outside. All species of cats are adorable!
by lame amy May 8, 2018
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Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.
My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!
by Bitchydangernoodle May 28, 2019
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A demon in feline form which has successfully hacked natural selection by manipulating the dominant species. The most prevalent and destructive invasive species known to man, cats wreak havoc on songbird populations, ruin indoor air quality and kill humans with Toxoplasmosis and Bartonella infections worldwide. Prolonged exposure to their Toxoplasma bacteria will cause humans to lose their will and become cat thralls over time.
"My cat clawed my daughter's face off yesterday. It was her fault for moving so suddenly and thankfully the cat is ok."
- a cat thrall
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Person 1: Hey is that your cat?
Person 2: No. That's the fucking demon
by Dooooooooooooooooot October 1, 2020
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A dumb animal that will bite you once you stop petting it. But THEY ARE SO FLUFFY. They lay around doing nothing except for thinking about taking over the world and killing dogs
It is a nice source of comfort and very very cute. a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice, and many breeds have been developed.
by Ham kitty October 10, 2017
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A feline fluffy creature that has knives for feet, cats meow
Curiousity killed the cat
by MizzyDaCat August 31, 2022
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cats are smol demons, cute ones tho
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