Cats

Vintage African-American slang used to refer to fellow black men.

Shaft walked into Mister Big's office and it was filled with a bunch of angry looking cats.

by Muscelly Mens July 2, 2025

cats van bags

A phrase used mainly by the artist slug of atmosphere that means to leave a city on tour. Cats mean people, van means the van they're traveling in, bags mean the bags of the people leaving. Its basically just a quick way to call someone up and say its time to leave.

J-Bird calling Murs in the morning: "Yo Murs, Cats Van Bags at 9:30 yo"
Murs: "Fuck!"

by onetime4yourmind July 23, 2011

Cats in the bathtub

When you are trying to stuff your nuts into a woman's fart pipe and as soon as you cram one in, the other nut pops out. Leaving you with only one nut in her asshole, but never two. - Very similar to trying to get two or more cats in a bathtub, one always escapes when trying to get the other in.

The only man to accomplish this feat is the very famous "aww nigga, nuts in the ass dick in da pussy" porn actor. Who overachieved the feat by keeping both nuts in a females asshole WHILE stuffing his giant dong in her vagina. Making us all feel inferior.

Man, I was trying to stuff my nutsack into Bertha's asshole, but all I got was cats in the bathtub

by TittyfaceJenkins July 5, 2016

Cats in your closet

It basically means “body count”. It’s how many girls you’ve slept with.

“Bro, how many cats are in your closet?”
“I can’t be with him, he has so many cats in his closet.”
“Cats in your closet.”

by KittyCloset February 22, 2020

Cats from hell

Cats that’s use the power of doors to send their victims to hell. They come in forms of skinny, frail,hairless cats, typically seen around the dreaded, 3 AM. The only way to stop them is to make the number 42 out of the bones from dead cats from hell.

Oh no, the cats from hell are back, curse those doors; we won’t go down with out a fight.

by Catgirl 42 hellfire March 11, 2019

cats ass

A person,thing or event to be held in high regard. From the meticulous treatment and devotional attention a feline bestowes on its hindquarters. Not in wide useage.

You look that good and can cook too? Damn if you ain't about the cats ass!

by numerator April 29, 2005

cats and dogs

which is heavy in quantity,huge,big,laborious

yestarday it rained cats and dogs

by Naveen kumar P.C. December 14, 2008