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Catasterous

An event which is almost a catastrophy but not quite a disaster.
When my dog slipped out of my hands and nearly head checked the bedframe, it could could have been catasterous, had I not caught her when I did.
by Bigcatsrock805 August 24, 2016
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The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival

The disturbed pervert's equivalent to Russian Roulette, or a more extreme alternative to the game known as Limp Bizkit. A large party event, usually occurring on a Friday, in which five men and five women gather together in an abandoned warehouse. The five men jack off and fill up water balloons with cum. The man who cums last is forced to sit with an 8" dildo up his ass while the five women all shit and piss on him. If he throws up during this time everyone gets to pummel him with the cum balloons.
Person #1: Hey! You wanna celebrate The Collar Catastrophic Cum Carnival tonight?

Person #2: Fuck yeah!
by Zombie_2008 November 1, 2008
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catastrofuck

A complete policy failure that leads to widespread destruction and loss of prestige. Coined by John Stewart 10/3/06 in reference to the Bush administration's efforts in the middle-east.
What began as an effort to project power into a strategically important area of the world has devolved into a complete catastrofuck.
by Vernon T October 4, 2006
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chloe catastrophic

she is the coolest girl ever! she's also known as gink. DON'T TRY TO BE HER. SHE WILL BEAT YOU DOWN.
by Isaac Impausible September 17, 2008
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catastrophe

Catty and otherwise teasing usage of apostrophe.
Dont you gimme that catastrophe, hey bro.
by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008
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catastrofuck

n. the result of a hellhole hiting a catastrophe.

see also: catastrophuck
John Stewart said that the war in Iraq was a catastrofuck.
by Joe Fedcamp October 4, 2006
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catastrofuck

(n.) When a hell-hole meets a cataclysm. (First coined by Jon Stewart on The daily Show.)
R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" is not just a massive and smelly shitstain, it's a catastrofuck.
by Jen Pena October 5, 2006
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