Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.

“Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton

by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022

The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.

The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.

by grizzli25 May 18, 2017

Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.

I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania

by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Buttfuck

Something they do in prison if you drop the soap, or even if you dont

1:Man did you hear larry got buttfucked in prison.

2:Man I was just trying to sleep when I got buttfucked in prison

by Billy Scott November 25, 2020

Buttfucking

The second branch of Sexual Intercourse.
Sliding the stick of the crotchal region into an ass.

I was buttfucking Neah last night.

Who the fuck is Neah?

by SexualAnonymous March 4, 2023

Buttfuck

To rob someone

Guy 1: Yesterday i got buttfucked
Guy 2: Aww man :(

by scumfuckflowerboy December 25, 2021