gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.
Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!
by Dbro555 January 28, 2012
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Thirst burst

When someone is so thirsty (horny) but also mindful of staying hydrated from losing bodily fluids they over hydrate and the thirst blows up into verbal diarrhea about big booty hoes
Did you see so and so thirst burst in group chat earlier?
by Unclemotherfucker May 29, 2022
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Anal bursts

When you deal pot, get caught by the copies, get sent to prison and get analy penetrated by a large black fellow and you end up getting the anal bursts.
Preston: I'm gunna deal some dope to make extra cash for a PS4

Me: You're gunna get those anal bursts man
by Ripuranus December 14, 2015
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burst-fern

Girl 1: I love you, burst-fern
Girl 2: Love you, too!
by SamLizJohn November 14, 2010
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fit to burst

when someone is "fit to burst" that means that person is filled with a strong emotion or excitement ready to explode... just like you when you're about to see your gf/bf.
" Harry
was watching his aunt, utterly bewildered, his head throbbing fit to burst. " Harry Potter,
by coolglasses January 02, 2018
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The short burst squirt

When a man puts his penis head on a woman's face and ejaculates so the semen bounces off creating a squirt look.
by Daddyajthelord March 14, 2024
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burst dump

verb

1. to post an annoyingly large number of pictures to a social media platform, most commonly being Instagram; usually followed by losing a massive number of followers due to the flood of posts from the same account.

noun

2. a flood of posts to a social media platform from a single account, often inciting anger and irritation followed by hitting the "unfollow" button; rightly so.
Verb

Guy 1: Yo, you got Insta?

Guy 2: Yah, but I only use it to burst dump like once a year.

Guy 1: Oh, weird... *quietly unfollows Guy 1*

Noun

Girl 1: Ugh, did you see Chad's Insta? You should totally unfollow him.

Girl 2: Uh, why?

Girl 1: Because he only burst dumps and never replies to me.

Girl 2: Ew, really? What a loser.
by The Dude Abides, Man March 11, 2018
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