cunt bunt

A cunt bunt is usually used to describe the action of someone who is softly hit in the groin and is a big pussy about it, making it seem like they were flying in an airplane 200,000 feet above the ground that was traveling at speeds around 367 MPH and jumped out of it, landing on a rail.

Man who was cunt bunted: Jesus Christ, man, why'd you do that? My testicle sack is probably fifty feet away from me!

Man who gave the cunt bunt: Shut the fuck up, Joe, it wasn't that hard.

Man who was cunt bunted: No, you shut the fuck up! You threw a napkin at my balls and it fucking hurt! I feel like I'm dying right now!

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 1, 2007

bunt

To fix, repair, restore, or make better.

Wow, awesome, you did a bunt job.

by -random- August 28, 2005

Cunt Bunt

Kicking a girl in the private area.

Dude, Sally just totally field goaled Alison! Yeah, she gave her a good cunt bunt!

by Tkss April 13, 2008

bunt cake

A person who is being lame, or failing at life.

"Have you heard about Jaq"

"Yes, he is a bunt cake"

by MmmellowYellow January 12, 2010

billy bunted

Cockney Slang for Munted.

He ate that whole tray of hash brownies, Now he's absolutely billy bunted.

by Syr December 6, 2014

Bunt Scump

A bunt scump is when you and a friend go for a high 5 OR a fist bump but the other person misinterprets it and does the opposite greeting and halfway through, you both switch and someone ends up with their hand wrapped around someone’s fist. A regular scump is when it happens but without either person switching.

Man, I thought James was going for a high 5 but I threw a fist bump and switched it at the last second but alas, James switched his hand to a fist and I ended up just grabbing his fist. We really did a bunt scump out in public.

by Anthem was bad January 9, 2023

bunt job

an act of fellatio peformed to someone having a dump in the bog

1. give me a bunt job
2. i hate having a shit and getting a bunt job during it
3. i like getting bunt jobs the only time i get head given to me
4. its sick to get bunt jobs
5. a bunt job fuck off

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006