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built like a screenshot 

When you’re chest and back is flatter then flat

Built by Gamers 

Fetus: "wanna watch built by gamers with me?"
Me: Fuck you

Built-In Oxford Dictionary. 

That nerd has a Built-In Oxford Dictionary.

Built like morning breath 

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Built like morning breath 

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Built like an accident report 

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”