Bryson

A boy who loves to ask people for nudes. Doesn't matter if you're a boy or a girl. He also loves feet and t show you his feet. He is also a horrible singer.

Hey, don't befriend Bryson. You will regret it as soon as you talk.

by battweryac1d January 31, 2022

bryson

The most perfect guy you'll ever meet. A heart of gold, hilarious, and extremely hot. Bryson's are very loyal and make a long lasting impact on their friend's lives. Everyone loves Bryson.

Person 1: "I think Lilly has a crush on Bryson"
Person 2: "So does every other girl in class"

by Diddy088 February 14, 2022

Bryson

Has no Dad

" Yo look it's Bryson "
"You mean the stinky pinoy with no dad?"

by Bryson Quimbo March 9, 2022

Bryson

smells and doesn't know how to show, does not like to cut his hair, likes to date trans that look like them and their name is most likely emily, most of all a small penis.

Eww he smells, his name must be bryson.

by JohnTrickle69 March 23, 2022

Bryson

Bryson is dope

Bryson means dope

by NotNoah6969 March 23, 2022

Bryson

A boy with a brown mullet and brown eye's a guy who is a flirt but also sweet the guy who sits really close to you at lunch to talk to his friend.

Girl: Damn who's that dude?
Guy: Him that's Bryson

by Loveeya May 6, 2022

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022