Brunch

A moral justification on why it’s ok to be absolutely plastered despite it not even being 11 A.M.

Linda: Why is Kimberly drunk already? She’s practically unresponsive! It’s only 10:30!!

Michelle: She had brunch today.

Linda: Oh, never mind. I’ve been there too.

by Peanut Brittle 6969420 October 27, 2020

gopher brunch

The sexual act participation of fellatio or cullingus aka “eating out” while one is doing seconds or number 2 aka doo or doing the doo

Liza, tired of regular lunch breaks, was genuinely enthusiastic about her tryst with Louise which involved a gopher brunch to the song “Dig that Groove” by UK 🇬🇧 Punk Band The Toy Dolls.

After a taste-tester Petra and Charlie went “down” for a gopher brunch while perfecting a stranger and jiving to NOFX song “Liza and Louise” which was track 17 on Punk-O-Rama volume 1

by Punkroku February 11, 2021

Brunch

Breakfast and Lunch mixed together

Person 1: "I'm going to eat my brunch right now"
Person 2: "Okay bye"

by RayLayy February 13, 2021

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021

Late for Brunch

When you take home a biddy on Friday or Saturday after the club, she stays over, then you hit it one more time in the morning, and, while as you are coming, she realizes she is late for brunch with all her single girl friends.

Yo, shawty was hobbling to the bathroom with cum dripping da ass, screaming: “I’m late for brunch.. I’m late for brunch !!”

by RonJon2000 August 27, 2022

Brunch

A meal created by basic bitches as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday before noon.

Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?

Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.

by Gareth Pearson November 11, 2022

Brunch water

Mimosas

Let’s go get some brunch water at the fancy restaurant down the street.

by Brunchwaterextraordinaire May 3, 2022