Brett

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Brett.

by uhhhmmmbiitch May 5, 2021

Brett

The name brett is very rare for people to be called when brett’s are born they will be born with. A 21 inch cock n they often smack bludclart s called Connor conner are known to ave no gyal on der phone lil gays n over all bretts are da best BMT

Wus b nowt nowt why u got a tree trunk in ya joggers brett I ain’t let me see blud clart got sent to Australia we the force of that comein out

by D0gface1212 June 6, 2021

Brett

A guy who cares much about all his friends and has his one and only love. Her name is lennett Lurphy. And he’ll do anything and put anything at rush for her.

Brett is a big simp for her

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Brett

A male that secretes an excessive amount of cheese.

Hey, did you get that cheese from Brett?

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

A douche bag. A man who is douchey

Man: Send me nudes
Woman: No

Man: Why, you're being such a bitch
Woman: Okay Brett

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

Smells like liquid ass he is very lame and bad at wrestling. He likes eating the other definition of brett, the poop in between the balls and the arse hole. He likes farting and cupping it with his hand and smelling it and also his partially bald receding hair line is so bad

It appears you didn't wipe too well, you have a Brett going on man.

by J Topel November 22, 2021

Brett

(n): The collective term for a group of Douchbags/douchbros. Originates from the idea that, in every group of douchy guys, one of them is inevitably named “Brett.”

Let’s get outta here, Wayne. There’s a Brett of douchbags heading this way!

by Dhsjjdkjaksbakdbjaban November 22, 2021