by Aldarith February 7, 2022
Get the Borkedmug. That moron in your building who angrily bangs on the wall/ceiling all the time even though neither you nor anyone in your apartment is making any substantial noise. They’ll bang if you have the tv on at *any* volume, if your phone rings, or even if you sneeze or cough.
Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.
Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.
The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
Normal people will only bang on the wall when there’s a legit disturbance. Borks just bang because of the power they feel it gives them.
Borks are typically friendless and very insecure people who feel that banging on someone else’s wall is the only way they can feel they have power over anything in their lame lives.
The word is a condensed form of “banging dork”
"Damn, that bork downstairs was banging on the ceiling yesterday when I just walked into the kitchen to get a Pepsi- at 3pm. WTF is wrong with them?"
"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
"Really, by banging on the wall when there’s really no noise, *they* are really the ones disturbing *you*, but borks are way too ignorant to notice this."
by ghostdancer May 9, 2022
Get the Borkmug. When something is broken so badly by mishandling that it needs to be replaced along with the surrounding area, equipment, planet etc. Usually something delicate or basic, and usually involving trying to cover up the mistake by setting it on fire.
Jimmy was in charge of tunes on the road trip. He wanted to play a CD but the car only had a cassette deck. So he shoved the CD into the cassette slot, wedged it in with a cold chisel, hit it with a hammer, crashed the car, poured gasoline on it, set it on fire, stole a tank to put out the fire, used a backhoe to bury it and drove the backhoe off of a cliff.
Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
Jimmy really "borked" the tunes!
by NEMouse July 13, 2024
Get the borkedmug. 
Bork is a common word used communication by Boyos, like a word for “hi”, “how are you doing”, or “bye”.
by N8398L December 7, 2024
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Get the Borkmug. by Great156 September 9, 2019
Get the Borkmug.