bong water

The water used in a bong. It contains no THC because THC is not water soluble. Do not drink the bong water.

When Steve hit the bong too hard, he drank the bong water. He said it was fucking gross.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

Grav Bong

A smoking device made out of either a 2 or 3 liter bottle and a bucket of water using "Grav"ity to fill the bottle with smoke and to race the smoke into your lungs. Smoke from a grav bong ranges from skim milk (bitch hits), to whole milk (yellow chalky one-hit quitters). Great for those who like making their own pieces and those who want to experience an extreme high (greater than the first time you smoked a bong).

Rastamon: "You wanna hit this grav bong?"
Rastafari: "Yeah Mon, but only 1% milk because I'm baked as shit from that whole milk earlier."

by Juicedow March 2, 2010

bong technician

A bong technician is someone who is intimately familiar with the operation of any bong or bong-like device. These people are often in charge of reloading, cleaning, and packing among a large group, and are the go-to people for fixing latent smoking problems that others are too fucking high to recognize.

"Yo, check out Bongtech Betty over there. That chick sure knows how to pack that shit."

"I was glad to have that bong technician around yesterday when fucking Mike blew out an o-ring."

by Discordant September 13, 2009

baccy bong

when you do tobacco in a bong instead of weed

ima be slammin that baccy bong so hard I'm gonna get a headspin

by maninjacock January 7, 2012

Bong Snap

To smoke with a single inhalation, a portion of marijuana through a bong, thereby ashing and emptying the entire contents of the bowl in the process.

Man, I could really go for a nice bong snap right about now.

by egypt3 October 17, 2008

Ping-bong

-(v) The act of taking a hit of a bong, then playing ping-pong

hey man, wanna play ping-bong?

by Ping-BongPRO May 13, 2011

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007